tWitch & Allison’s Perfect Date Night Is in Silence

Ellen asked tWitch if he’s been able to have any date nights with his wife Allison during quarantine, and he described how they’ve had one fantastic night together – in total silence. Plus, an announcement from American Airlines.

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Let's move on, because right now, I
want to zooma-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom with tWitch.
Just shake your rump.
Hey, ah--
Hi, tWitch.
--doing that with you.
Hi.
That's something I miss, too.
You were holding the baby, and then you
got tired of holding Zaia?
You gave her back?
No, no.
See, the thing is, Ellen-- so Zaia is like--
she's at the point now where she likes to move around.
So sometimes when I'm just sitting and holding her,
she's like, no, I need to be up.
So me and Allison just do a trade-off just
to constantly keep her moving.
[INAUDIBLE]
Right. so she thinks she's moving,
but it's that you're moving her.
Oh, yeah.
No, we are doing the moving.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Yes.
And she gets very upset when we're not.
So yeah, fair trade.
Yeah.
She seems like she's high-maintenance.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
That sounds like a fair assessment of that child.
Yeah.
How do you and Allison have date nights during quarantine?
Are you able to have date nights?
OK, so we've had one date night.
And I wish we had some kind of romantic-- like, oh, here
was the plan.
But Allison was literally like, Weslie,
take those two in there, and stay in your room,
and don't bother us for two hours.
And that worked out, because [INAUDIBLE]----
Wow, two hours.
--all we did-- we just went out back and sat in silence.
It was fantastic.
It was fantastic.
All right.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Two hours sounded like it was impressive,
but now you say you were just sitting.
I get it.
Yeah.
I get it.
It's hard to know what we're going
to be able to do once the quarantine is over.
Most places are still closed.
But the airlines are still in business,
and they're making a lot of changes
to help everyone feel safer.
American Airlines said that they're
going to start making all their passengers wear a mask.
In case you didn't see their announcement, take a look.
Hi.
On behalf of American Airlines, I
want to update you on what we're doing to keep everyone safe.
Starting now, our flight attendants
will be wearing masks on all flights.
We will also require all customers to wear masks.
If you do not have a mask, one will be provided for you.
All of our planes will be thoroughly disinfected inside.
Also, on the outside, planes will also
be required to wear masks.
And during flights, all food service
will be done at a safe distance of a minimum of six feet away.
Because taking care of you is our number one priority.
A message from American Airlines.
If you've got 30 bucks, you've got a seat.

Transcript

Let's move on, because right now, I want to zooma-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom with tWitch.
Just shake your rump.
Hey, ah-- Hi, tWitch.
--doing that with you.
Hi.
That's something I miss, too.
You were holding the baby, and then you got tired of holding Zaia? You gave her back? No, no.
See, the thing is, Ellen-- so Zaia is like-- she's at the point now where she likes to move around.
So sometimes when I'm just sitting and holding her, she's like, no, I need to be up.
So me and Allison just do a trade-off just to constantly keep her moving.
[INAUDIBLE] Right. so she thinks she's moving, but it's that you're moving her.
Oh, yeah.
No, we are doing the moving.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Yes.
And she gets very upset when we're not.
So yeah, fair trade.
Yeah.
She seems like she's high-maintenance.
[LAUGHS] [LAUGHS] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[INAUDIBLE] That sounds like a fair assessment of that child.
Yeah.
How do you and Allison have date nights during quarantine? Are you able to have date nights? OK, so we've had one date night.
And I wish we had some kind of romantic-- like, oh, here was the plan.
But Allison was literally like, Weslie, take those two in there, and stay in your room, and don't bother us for two hours.
And that worked out, because [INAUDIBLE]---- Wow, two hours.
--all we did-- we just went out back and sat in silence.
It was fantastic.
It was fantastic.
All right.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Two hours sounded like it was impressive, but now you say you were just sitting.
I get it.
Yeah.
I get it.
It's hard to know what we're going to be able to do once the quarantine is over.
Most places are still closed.
But the airlines are still in business, and they're making a lot of changes to help everyone feel safer.
American Airlines said that they're going to start making all their passengers wear a mask.
In case you didn't see their announcement, take a look.
Hi.
On behalf of American Airlines, I want to update you on what we're doing to keep everyone safe.
Starting now, our flight attendants will be wearing masks on all flights.
We will also require all customers to wear masks.
If you do not have a mask, one will be provided for you.
All of our planes will be thoroughly disinfected inside.
Also, on the outside, planes will also be required to wear masks.
And during flights, all food service will be done at a safe distance of a minimum of six feet away.
Because taking care of you is our number one priority.
A message from American Airlines.
If you've got 30 bucks, you've got a seat.